And smart. And funny. And good looking.
It’s true—and now we can say another great thing about you: You’re about to get the best fiber Internet service in town. We appreciate your business and look forward to proving that we’re the Internet service provider you’re actually going to love.
We’ll text you a confirmation that we received your pre-registration
Haywire will be installed in your apartment
We confirm a date to start service with you
We don’t play games. But you should.
We play a little game around the office called “who can turn up a new customer’s Internet the fastest”. So go ahead, see if you can get a “Tetris” (that’s removing 4 lines at once) before we send over your connection deets.